A Grayson Funny

Okay, I bout peed my swimsuit today. We decided to go to the lake today after naps and the party at school. The goal is to have Grayson VERY comfortable in the water this summer. Anyway, were at the lake and I was trying my best to get Grayson to float and to go to the deeper part of the lake (with his life vest on). So, as he was walking away protesting going to the deeper part of the (freezing) lake, I asked him if he wanted me to throw him to daddy, and daddy throw him to me etc. He then said, with his little hands on his hips, "NO mommy, I am not a FOOTBALL!"